mail order undertaker, gun deaths, prize watermelons

1873-09-11 - The Tribune

  • accidental death by gunshot
  • Dr. Cheatham has the best watermelons. Also one of the biggest: 52 1/2 pounds and 47" in circumference.
  • Congrats to the new married couple. We wish them “many happy days in years yet to come, comfort in old age, and righteous deathes [sic].”
  • Notice from Mr. Frink: my wife left me, so don’t let her charge stuff to my accounts because I won’t pay
  • Henry J. Brown, Undertaker. Order by mail or telegraph.
  • “Ball’s Screw Press.”